The whole house is littered with rubbish and junk? The whole salary goes away where? Skopidism acquired terrifying scope? There is a way out! Only today, and only for you a unique guide telling about the difficult path of a gamer-collection.
In my opinion it turned out too pathetic, let’s a little more serious. Imagine the utopia according to which you are in an absolutely empty house (apartment, cottage, mansion, cave, den, hole, box – emphasize the right), where besides the mattress and a pair of sockets there is nothing really. And all because most of your salary (scholarships, benefits, pensions, alms, found treasure) goes to games and all kinds of collection publications of these games. Introduced? Yes, I understand that it’s difficult. Well, the guide is not quite serious, rather jokes. So try, at least a few minutes.
Suppose the entire space of your apartment is clogged "Ultra Limited Super Extra Ear Edishn»Versions of your favorite (or not very beloved) computer games. And everything would be fine, but you suddenly wanted to live a more or less normal, human day (well, or your mother comes to you).
Do not rush to run to the supermarket for essential goods, it is better to rummage about all this Hlame splendor, maybe you will find something valuable and useful.
Let’s start with the main one. You already have a mattress (you must sleep somewhere), but the mattress itself is quite inconvenient. To him would be a pillow … Well, try to find an ancient collection edition of the game in the pantry "OH My Goddess". Just look carefully, this thing has been lying around since the time of Segi. Yes, collectible publications also went to Dryshkast, do not be surprised. Found? This is where your pillow lies.
And any pillow, as you know, is needed a pillowcase. It can be found in Catherine "Love Is Over" Deluxe Edition. After you provided yourself a healthy and strong dream, it would be nice to think about clothes. Do not remove Katerina’s collective far away, because it is in her The most important thing for any man! What you can’t live without a day. Family panties for peas! And at the same time cool t -shirt.
By the way, t -shirts are now shoved, wherever it is. In every fifth game you can easily find this simple clothing item. I don’t like the version from Katerina, take a T -shirt Assassina.
Meanwhile, you look out into the street and are surprised to find, That in the yard has not been May for a long time. For games, time flies unnoticed, I understand. In this case, you will need a jacket. Do not rush to despair, jackets in collectors are also. The most caring (and apparently the most greedy) company "Capcom»Gives you Resident Evil 6 Premium Edition, which includes a real leather jacket of one of the game protagonists. I must say, they give it almost for nothing-for just $ 1300. What a trifle, the right word. As far as I remember, in the fourth part there was such a version too, but I am not sure about the price. Anyway – a resident with all his "Japan Mother Edien»Publications, can put you on and shod from head to toe, there are plenty of versions of collectors there.
A towel for a morning toilet can be found in a crazy collective Enemy Zero. It includes such a bunch of junk that you can get dressed (in BDSM O_O), and wash, and even shake the hand of the creator of the game. How? It’s simple, this comrade delivered your purchase personally. You can imagine a geiba who will bring you to your house Portal 2 for example? That’s it and it. True, the circulation was quite modest, only 20 copies. So your chances of finding this strange box in your pantry are extremely small.
Got up too early, and the window is still dark? It doesn’t matter, the lamp will help you. Unfusion for this Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Limited Edition. Inside you will find an amazing electrical appliance. Fully working, and unusually useful.
Well, if you NECESSARY get up early, but you cannot wake up – it will save you Fallout 3 Survival Edition, which includes an alarm clock.
Before going outside, be sure to throw a scarf, protect your throat from the wind. The scarf itself is waiting for you in a cozy gift from the shooter HomeFront. If you already have a passport, but there is still no cover on it – take it in the same place. An amazing thing, I don’t remember that the covers for passports entered any collection publications.
You are almost dressed, it remains to finish the image of a spectacular plaque for the belt. Assassin’s Creed 3 Limited Edition To help you.
If you are lucky enough to be born in the northern part of the country, be sure to pass a collectible edition of a wonderful game Anabiosis: Dream of reason. A pair of warm gloves, and a useful flashlight will be found inside.
Everyone dressed, shoes, look decent. What else XL casino review is needed for happiness? If it is very cold, it would not hurt to warm up. So climb into the attic and pick out from there Call of Juarez 2 Collector’s Edition. Here you are, firstly, a cowboy hat (useless thing, but it will fit into the furnace). Secondly, a wooden box that will become firewood for our impromptu fire. Of course, it would be easier to warm up the heater, or even pay for heating, but where does the modern "collector" come from from the modern luxury? Bonfire – our choice. Thirdly, a gasoline lighter, there will be something to light a fire (in Stalker: Clear sky also lies a lighter, if anything, take it from there). And in the fourth, the most important thing for the “Sugar” thing is a flask that can be filled … with hot milk with foam (I will not teach bad, learn yourself).
Rain outside? Fold the most valuable things, namely, money and documents (you can even a smartphone) in a waterproof case from Tomb Raider: Survival Kit, And boldly go.
I don’t know for what reason you may bear on the street at three in the morning (maybe the village is a village?), however, if such a need suddenly arises, then you should definitely use a special device of night vision from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Prestige Edition.
In general, where is where, and in the collectors of the main entertainment of shkolota on planet Earth, you can always find some amazing little things-fire. It seems to be not particularly necessary, but pleasant.
Call of Duty: Black Ops Prestige Edition will allow you to travel by typewriter. Radio-controlled, do not roll your lip.
And here Call of Duty: Black Ops II Care Package will give you a unique horseradish! An absolutely useless thing that can be controlled … and fly on it … and she buzzes still … Damn, yes I have no idea why he needs it. However, you can attach a hook, and steal underwear from the balconies. You can put the camera and peep out the windows of a neighbor. Hmm, but the useful thing turned out to be.
*I just couldn’t help but insert this video*
Hey what’s with you? Why the lip is swollen? Rolled on my advice? Roll back, so be it. If you are a completely stubborn person, then there is a slight probability of acquiring a unique and unique publication of Grid 2 under the name Grid 2: Mono Edition. It is the car that includes the car. Yes, not a simple broken nine, but an exclusive racing car
BAC-mono, which is capable of developing speed up to 270 km/h. In the heart of the car is a 2.3-liter 4-cylinder capacity of 280 horsepower. From zero to "hundreds", the device accelerates in 2.8 s.
Cool apparatus, nothing to say.
If you do not have such a publication, and prefer to walk on foot, a bag will probably come in handy.
Get out from under the bed Crysis 2 Nano Edition, just its composition includes a stylish backpack. It is strange that they did not put nanocostoma in the set, let’s hope that the developers will someday correct this annoying misunderstanding.
In the backpack you can carry a laptop … or potatoes, who is more convenient. If you are disgusted by the very thought that some futuristic crap will hang out on your back-Rockstar to help you. Shake the dust with Grand Theft Auto IV Special Edition, Inside there is a large and comfortable bag, as well as a small safe in which you can store money.
If there is no money, try to get it. In what way?
You can, for example, to work at a wedding, you know how much video operators get there? There is no video camera? It doesn’t matter, the cat will come to your aid again. Not the cat that pisses to slippers, but Bobby Kotik. Contrary to the surname, this character prefers dogs, which we will soon be convinced by playing Call of Duty: Ghosts. And the video camera will enter the collection edition of the game. Not Fuck, Of course, but also not bad.
In anticipation "GOST»You can try to win in a casino. Fortunately, it will come to your aid Duke Nukem Forever: Balls of Steel Edition.
In the box, you can find a whole set of a young Schuler: cards, playing bones, casino chips, and a bust of Duke as a talisman good luck.
If you are not yet allowed in the casino, or you live far beyond the borders of Las Vegas, you can try to care for a neighbor for an uncle Petya, who lives on a bench near the entrance. True, he is unlikely to play cards, you will need heavy, intellectual artillery. For example, the most aldfing game – chess. It is not so difficult to find them, remember which cabinet you abandoned all the collectors of the Tatal Thief Games, and find among them Total War: Shogun 2 Grand Master Edition, which includes the most ordinary chess, with not the most ordinary figures. Uncle Petya will be satisfied.
We got money? Excellent, write down the amount in the notebook, it will be easier to save. Notepad and handle are part of the collection Football Manager 2013.
Now you can relax. Just do not rush to grab the mouse with a gamepad, it is better to play something on the street. Fresh air, outdoor games – isn’t it fine. The game for the game can be found in Bully Collector’s Edition.
If you want to drive into street basketball, find in your bins NBA 2K13 Dynasty Edition. Real basketball in exclusive coloring, this is not a huhra mukhra.
Tired, sweated? Drink water, find a bottle for it in Dead Space 3 Dev-Team Edition.
After you can relax and listen to music. Modest headphones can be found in the same place, in the collection of NBA.
Well, if you need a real sound, "which really shakes". Then I have no choice but to advise you to gut Saints Row The Third Platinum Pack, with incredibly steep headphones.
And of course you can’t do without your favorite video games. More precisely, without what we play. The best PC rug can be found in Record of AGAREST WAR’S REALLY NAUGHTY LIMITED. Why the best? Comfortable pads under the wrist are made in the form … in general – very comfortable. Guys will understand me, oh yes;)
Prefer to play on consoles? If your selection of X Box, then pay attention to Legendary Edition Xbox 360 Halo 4. The console is not only decorated in Haylo style, it even sounds like computers from the game. Here is such a special modification.
For those who are used to playing the playground, I advise you to dig up God of War: Ascension: Legacy Bundle. The kit includes all the games about Kratos, plus the prefix of red with 500 gigabytes in memory on board.
However, if you really buy all the most significant collection publications, you can safely miss this manual past your ears. After all, you have something to do, but you could not resist the purchase The most reckless collective for the millennium! Saints Row IV Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition Explits the brain with its madness. What nafig flashlights, what a hell? But if you want to? And plastic surgery? And the steep lamborgin? But this is far from all.
Full replica of dubstep guns
Spy training during the day
Space with Virgin Galactic
An annual membership in the club E25 Super Car Club and your own Lamborghini Gallardo in addition
Plastic surgery
Shopping races with a personal assistant for collecting a chic wardrobe
7 nights for two at the Jefferson Hotel in Washington
Participation in the training mission to save hostages
Brand new Toyota Prius with a guarantee to make the planet a little cleaner
7 nights in the Burj-AL-ARAB tower with a flight for two
True, you first have to find somewhere a real million dollars somewhere. So blow to work, you still have a chance.
In the world of computer games, collectible publications have long been taking one of the most important places, and even if not all of them offer an interesting set of objects (and the majority are completely limited to one figure), but the variety of species will allow you to find yourself something terribly pretty, funny and tasty. The main thing is to want. That’s all, I dare not delay anymore.